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In the front yard of a funeral home,
"Drive carefully, we'll wait."
On an electrician's truck,
"Let us remove your shorts."
Outside a radiator repair shop,
"Best place in town to take a
leak."
On a maternity room door,
"Push, Push, Push."
On a taxidermist's window,
"We really know our stuff."
On a butcher's window,
"Let me meat your needs."
On a fence,
"Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
On a muffler shop,
"No appointment necessary. We'll hear you
coming."
In a dry cleaner's emporium,
"Drop your pants here."
On a desk in a reception room,
"We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
In a veterinarian's waiting room,
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!
Stay!"
In a Beauty Shop,
"Dye now!"
In a restaurant window,
"Don't stand there and be hungry,
come in and get fed up."
In a cafeteria,
"Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
Socks can eat any place they want."
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